House Rules:
RULES
IN THE HOUSE FOR ALL!
DO NOT TOUCH, HIT, SLAP, SPIT, SQUIRT WATER
OR KICK ANYONE – PUNISHMENT IS: THE PERSON WHO STARTS IT, GETS IT BACK AND
THERE IS NO BLOCKING AND THEN IT’S OVER.
NO TEARS AND NO ADULT IN HOUSE CARES! YOU START IT; YOU DESERVE IT.
NO NAME CALLING AT ALL. IT IS HARD TO TELL IF JOKING OR NOT. –
PUNISHMENT IS: 2 DAYS OF SCOOPING POOP AND 2 TIMES EMPTY DISHWASHER.
KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING ANYONE’S ROOM, RESPECT
PEOPLE’S THINGS (*ASK PERMISSION BEFORE BORRWING ANYTHING & RETURN BY THE END
OF THE DAY), NO MAKING FUN OF JB OR CS, NO FOOD OR DRINK IN ROOM IF YOU ARE THE
GUEST W/OUT PERMISSION. – PUNISHMENT IS:
2 DAYS OF SCOOPING POOP AND 2 DAYS OF EMPTY DISHWASHER.
(* EXCEPT BECCAH – NO DRINK ALLOWED IN ANY
ROOM AT ALL)
IF YOU LEAVE ANYTHING IN ANOTHER PERSON’S
ROOM – PUNISHMENT IS: THE OTHER PERSON
OWNS IT FOR 2 WEEKS (INCLUDING PHONE, KINDLE FIRE, LAPTOP, FLAT IRON, ETC) NO
EXCEPTIONS AND NO SECOND CHANCES.
IF YOU TRASH ANOTHER PERSON’S ROOM AND LEAVE
– PUNISHMENT IS: YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THEIR ROOM WHICH INCLUDES DUSTING,
VACUUMING, MAKING BED, CLEANING UP THAT PERSON’S BATHROOM (INCLUDING TOILET
& TRASH), MIRROR, ORGANIZE CLOSET, DO THEIR LAUNDRY, CLEAN OUT UNDER BED,
AND CLEAN ALL MIRRORS EVERY DAY FOR SEVEN DAYS.
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS & DO IT W/NO
ATTITUDE (INCLUDES LEAVING ROOM WHEN ASKED)! – PUNISHMENT IS: 24 HOURS OF
NOTHING ELECTRONIC!
NO WHISPERING, NO BEING TWO FACED, NO
SECRETS, NO MUMBLING AND NO BEING DISRESPECTFUL TO EACH OTHER – PUNISHMENT
IS: 3 DAYS NO INTERNET & 3 DAYS
SCOOPING POOP & 2 TIMES OF EMPTYING DISHWASHER.
NO ONE IS THE BOSS – UNLESS A PARENT LEAVES
THAT PERSON IN CHARGE. – PUNISHMENT IS:
2 DAYS OF SCOOPING POOP AND 2 DAYS OF EMPTY DISHWASHER DUTY.
WORK TOGETHER, BE KIND TO EACH OTHER, HELP
ONE ANOTHER – NO LEAVING ANYONE OUT, NO GANGING UP ON EACH OTHER, NO GETTING
MAD IF PERSON DOESN’T WANT TO PARTICIPATE, DON’T GET MAD IF BEING HELPED BY
ANOTHER, AND NO LEAVING ANOTHER ALONE WHEN PLAYING WITH FRIENDS (UNLESS THE
PERSON DESERVES IT – CASE BY CASE BASIS) – PUNISHMENT IS: 2 DAYS OF SCOOPING POOP AND 2 DAYS OF EMPTY
DISHWASHER DUTY.
LYING TO EACH OTHER – PUNISHMENT IS: 3 DAYS NO ELECTRONICS (IF YOU LIE ABOUT ANY
OF THE ABOVE, THIS IS ADDED TO EXISTING PUNISHMENT) AND IF BECCAH OR ASHLEE –
THE LIAR HAS TO HELP W/DOGS AND GIVE THE NON-LIAR THE MONEY.
DO NOT WAKE UP EACH OTHER – PUNISHMENT
IS: 2 DAYS OF SCOOPING POOP AND 2 TIMES
EMPTY DISHWASHER
DO NOT COMPLAIN – PUNISHMENT IS: IF ON GOLF CART, YOU ARE WALKING HOME, IF IN
HOUSE, 2 DAYS OF SCOOPING POOP.
LYING TO ADULT – 1 MONTH NO ELECTRONICS, NO
FRIENDS, NO OUTINGS AND IF BECCAH OR ASHLEE – THE LIAR HAS TO HELP W/DOGS AND
GIVE THE NON-LIAR THE MONEY).
BEING DISREPSECTFUL, CORRECTING, ARGUING,
INTERRUPTING, EYE ROLLING (PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING EXCEPT YES OR NO MAM/SIR) TO AN
ADULT – PUNISHMENT IS: RANGING FROM 2
DAYS SCOOPING POOP & 2 TIMES EMPTY DISHWASHER TO 2 WEEKS NO ELECTRONICS, NO
FRIENDS, NO OUTINGS.
Wow!!! That poop scooping is pretty bad stuff huh? So if everyone is sweet and there aren't any problems who scoops the poop? You'll need a calendar to keep up with all of it..LOL! Girl, now I see what you mean about the drama..whew...good luck! For your sanity I hope it all works out for ya...like I said that stress can do crazy stuff to our bodies. Hang in there and keep us posted.
ReplyDeleteME! LOL I dont mind, part of being a doggie owner.. Freddie helps me find it .... he is so crazy.. Pebbles & Bam Bam just sit in the sun. Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteI like the poop patrol punishment....guess you could say they're on a SH*T list! (really, don't say that to them)!
ReplyDeleteWhen my middle drama queen daughter was 14, she got mad at me one day and stomped down the hall to her bedroom and SLAMMED the door. I got up, went to get my pink tool box and went in right behind her. When I came back through the den, I was carrying her door. My hubby was cracking up. She had to dress in her closet for a year, but she never slammed another door!
I like your rules....good job!
Elisabeth Gardner